How to shut it off:
- unplug it
- press the power button
- flip the switch
- drop it in water
- throw gravel in it
- shoot it with a shotgun
- throw it off a cliff
- drop it out of an airplane
- swing it around by the cord and smash it into a cement pillar
- pour syrup over it
- rev it up until it seizes
- light it on fire
- choke off it's air supply
- mash a bunch of potatoes in it
- walk far, far away